animorphz:

if you don’t have anything nice to say then come sit next to me and we will make fun of people together

(via oliviaveee)

Benefits when you're cute: More people notice you, more people talk to you, people listen to you, you get jobs easier, you get dates easier, it's easier to get into a relationship, people text you back faster, you get more followers, you get on those fuckyeah sites faster, you feel better about yourself.
Benefits when you're ugly: you don't get raped.

thatssomaeven:

one time in 5th grade it was some asian kid’s birthday and when we sang happy birthday to him, half of the class sang “ching chang wong” instead of cha cha cha and we all had to write apology notes

(via drinkingteain-wonderland)

I’ve always wanted to be a mermaid since i was little.

(Source: dawgface)

*lying in bed*
Me: Tomorrow I'm going to start exercising, yeah, and I'll get fit. I'm gonna cut all the chocolate and junk food out of my diet too, and just eat healthy. And I'm going to start going to bed earlier, and not waiting until the last minute to do assignments. Then I'll have less stress. And I'm going to start going over my schoolwork every night so studying isn't so hard when exams come. And I'll take care of my skin and hair, and be kinder to everyone. And I'll be more confident. I'll just be a better person, yeah.
*in the morning*
Me: ah fuck it.

Getting butterflies and smiling so much to someone who you’re talking to.

(Source: kimmychuuux, via ohdayumpatrick)